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Что получится, если скрестить ежа с ужом?

What do you get when you cross a snake with a hedgehog?
Two yards of barbed wire.

What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
A six-foot toothbrush.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a hedgehog?
A prick that stays up all night.

What do you get when you read Los Angeles Times?

Russia’s Parliament has already approved the more radical plan and many officials and economists have said it would be impossible to form a workable blueprint by combining the two radically different rival plans. Yeltsin compared the effort to “trying to mate a hedgehog with a snake.”

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