Eidechse von Feuer, der Menschenfleischfressende

You want to say that word, don’t you? How could you not? I mean, come on. It’s like thirteen syllables. Here’s how: I-Deck-Suh Von Foy-Er, Dare Men-Shen Flysh-Fress-Enduh. See? That wasn’t so bad.

Now, I expect you to say it every time I write it, because it takes a minute and a half to type it out, and if I’m going to all that trouble, you’d better, too.