In our town, we have really smashed and evil roads
Our people break legs even at their harmless crossroads
Through these cracks constantly oozes canalization
And our schools are deeply in need of electrification

There’s no X-ray in our hospitals, everything’s simpler
A doctor can see through your bones, and he’s not a swindler
And to construct all the public trashcans and benches
There was spent zero dollars and zero pennies

Pipes leak in all of our flats
Our asphalt is now all in rags
Our houses crumble down like eggs

But our mayor has a “Porsche Panamera”
But our mayor has a “Porsche Panamera”
But our mayor has a “Porsche Panamera”
“Panamera”, “three sevens” license plate

We have only three small trams in our rather big town
They don’t have panes, wind just blows them up and down
Our buses are crowded like a tremendous meat grinder
And only the bravest old ladies can really survive it

There’s a mere one ambulance for all the people
(A mere one)
And if you need it, you’d better not be a cripple
(Don’t be a cripple)

But nobody ever will tell, no, nobody ever will tell
That our transport is actually so close to hell

For our mayor has a “Porsche Panamera”
For our mayor has a “Porsche Panamera”
For our mayor has a “Porsche Panamera”
“Panamera”, “three sevens” license plate

My citizens! Listen to me, I’m your mayor
There’s no car like my “Porshe Panamera”
And maybe you think that it cost me too much
But I can assure you, it’s worth it as such

So tender leather, my ass breathes anew
And my favorite thrill— a panoramic view
This car ionizes the air inside
So I can escape the stench outside

Believe me, our town, I love it so much
That’s why every day I (fuck it so much)
And all of your taxes I (love them as much)

And our mayor has a “Porsche Panamera”
And our mayor has a “Porsche Panamera”
(Not some crap of yours)
And our mayor has a “Porsche Panamera”
And his son has a “Bentley Continental”, shiny gold